It’s that time of the year again. Halloween is looming and I’ve got the ultimate 31 movie countdown for you to watch this October.

So grab some beers, popcorn and a comfortable seat because we’re putting in some serious work this Halloween.

This is my list of movies to watch this Halloween. What would you recommend?

And number 31… HALLOWEEN!

These days, we’re always hearing about how to survive the impending zombie apocalypse. It seems that everyone has an opinion on what you should do, but what about the things you should not do? I’ve got the answers. Here are the Top 5 zombie apocalypse don’ts.

5. Crossbows.

You are not Daryl Dixon — just knock it off.

4. Never add a new member to the group if their name is a major city.

Tallahassee, Chicago, Memphis, Austin etc. — contrary to what Zombieland said, that’s Woody Harrelson. If you see Woody Harrelson, DO NOT pick him up. At least tell him you enjoyed White Men Can’t Jump, and respectfully decline. Use the excuse “We got too many people already” or “I ate the last Twinkie!” I’m sure he’ll move on.

3. If you have a kid in the group, he will not grow up to be a badass like Carl Grimes.

He will probably wander off and die in the woods or end up getting most of the group killed. He’ll more than likely end up looking like that special guy from Something About Mary — grown up, neglected, with PTSD, not being able to speak right, still wearing his kid’s Elmo shirt that has now become a midriff-bearing belly shirt. Watch out though. Trying to take his shirt off will only enrage him, allowing him to show you first hand why they call it “retarded strong,” or he’ll end up in a masturbatory rage. Regardless, he’s your damn kid. You deal with him.

2. Don’t knock Spam.

It has its own key. You should be buying that now!

1. The number one thing to NOT do in a zombie apocalypse…

We here at 40oz. Of Horror enjoy adult beverages, and we say this with the utmost importance… the Winchester does not exist. So do not seek it out to wait out the apocalypse. Bottom line is: Big Al doesn’t exist, and dogs can’t look up.

What are some other things you should never do in the zombie apocalypse?

Hear more about my Top 5 Zombie Apocalypse Don’ts on Episode 39 of the 40oz. Of Horror Podcast

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Lets start off the year by slapping 2013 right in the mouth. With this kick ass, over the top grindhouse trailer for The Exterminator. As with many man vs city scum flicks this one doesn’t shy away from the slo-mo money shots of extreme violence and gore. Enjoy!

Could this be the greatest B-Movie of all time? I think it has all the proper ingredients to make it a cult classic. Ninjas on crotch rockets, rockin 80’s music by a band that are all black belts in Tae Kwon Do. Epic Mustaches and enough roundhouse kicks to make Chuck Norris wonder why he wasn’t cast. Here it is, The Miami Connection. Enjoy!

I will be a Hammer horror fan till the day I die. Nothing beats out Hammer in terms of the three B’s. Boobs, blood and badassness. Yes. That is a word. Badassnes. Regardless, anything staring Peter Cushing with Terrance Fisher and I’m sold. So here it is, one of my favorite classic Hammer films. Enjoy!

Dude 1 -“Hey, whats that?”

Dude 2 – “Robot blood…”

Classic! This movie has it all. Killer robots, drinking sexually active teens and enough red and blue lazers being shot around to make any G.I. Joe fan proud. Enjoy!

This is a movie I was very much raised on. I think I have seriously logged around 500 viewings of this flick. No shit. Between the original, extended and european cuts of the flick I’ve always been partial to Argentos version. Below is the trailer for this legendary zombie flick. Enjoy!