Evil Dead Remake Review

Evil DeadEvil DeadEvil Dead

Just saying the title evokes passions from horror fans — the casual and diehard alike. So to announce they were going to “remake” this classic really put a burr in some people’s saddles.

Then we saw the trailer.

It had all the elements: the quick shots through the woods, the blood, Sam Raimiʼs ’73 Olds Delta 88, the blood, the Necronomicon, the blood, tree rape, more blood — did I mention the blood yet? Holy crap, that was a lot of damn blood. Some reports say it was 10,000 gallons of it. Pretty sure I saw 10,001. Oh, and also Sam Raimi and Bruce damn Campbell are producers!? How can we not love this!?

Like 40oz. Of Horror on Facebook

And donʼt worry if you havenʼt seen it — Iʼm not going to ruin anything for you. This is a review, not a spoiler.

Now, there a certain things that will take me out of a movie — poor visual effects being the most common, just in front of people using “555” in their phone numbers. Evil Dead pulled me in and never let me go. If youʼre a fan of great effects and gore, you will love this. No bad CGI, 100 percent practical effects all the way. And it shows. It’s done so well, the makeup and effects department SHOULD be nominated for — and win — the Academy Award. But we all know how those Hollywood types respond to horror movies.

We discuss the Evil Dead remake in Episode 41 of the 40oz. Of Horror Podcast

Another thing that will remove me from a movie? Acting — or, I should say, the lack thereof. Again, Evil Dead comes through. Jane Levy is (to steal a Chad Butrum buzzword) phenomenal. The entire cast, for that matter, is excellent. And I think it helps having fairly new actors. Well, maybe new to me. I only knew one chick from Cloverfield, but even that didnʼt ruin anything for me. I felt the characters, and nothing was forced. They had very believable deliveries in the midst of, you know… the blood. Have I said that yet? Blood?

The dialogue was spot on as well. And I know that might sound weird, but think about it: How many times in a movie do you get annoyed when they bring up things that date it? Nobody mentioned Facebook or Twitter, no one was using an iPhone or iPad. Nothing to make you think, “Oh yeah, remember when?” Evil Dead has really made an effort to become another timeless classic. And in my opinion, it wins.

So, for whatever it counts — my rambling, that is — Iʼm gonna go ahead and give this a 10 out of 10. Perfection. Some may disagree. But, hey, that’s why the Internet exists.

Evil Dead: Stop what youʼre doing and go see it.

And the blood.

Evil Dead, in theaters April 5, 2013.

Are you going to see Evil Dead?

Jake Boschen
Written by Jake Boschen
Jake Boschen manages audio and technical direction on the 40oz. Of Horror Podcast where you can also hear him as a regular guest.