Brandon De Leon, 21, slammed his head against the plexiglass divider and shouted at officers, “I’m going to eat you,” NBC Miami reported.
It’s all happening kids!
De Leon then reportedly growled, displayed his chompers and tried to bite the hand of an officer.
“Brandon growled and opened and closed his jaw, slamming his teeth like an animal would,” the police report stated.
Officers eventually had to restrain De Leon with a mask à la Hannibal Lecter.
If the continued reports aren’t evidence of some kind of zombie outbreak then I don’t know what is. Maybe these designer drugs, or “bath salts” as they are known on the streets, are really top secret army chemicals (see Return of the Living Dead).
“This bears resemblance to the incident that occurred in the City of Miami last week when a male ate another man’s face,” the email to the officers said, according to WPTV television.
De Leon’s bond was set at $7,500 on charges of disorderly conduct and resisting arrest.
Good luck keeping a super human zombie in jail!